REAL Sexy Halloween Costumes

Tired of all the "sexy" Halloween costumes that have no right being sexy? Here are some ideas for REAL sexy animal costumes to inspire you!

~Dr. Jenn Gunsaullus, San Diego, CA -- Sexologist, Sociologist, Sexuality Speaker

Animal Attraction for Halloween 2012

Animal costumes are always popular attire at Halloween, both for kids and adults. An interesting thing happens, though, in the transition from children’s costume to adult costume – the attire often becomes sexy. While this is often to get attention, once you learn these fascinating (and scary!) sex facts about animals, the shift from cute cat to sexy kitty makes sense in a whole new way.

Speaking of sexy kitties, did you know that when a male cat penetrates a female cat, he bites into the back of her neck? The female is further held in place by his penis, which becomes lodged inside her with its horny barbs. This will ensure ejaculation, but there’s also speculation that the “rough play” may initiate her ovulation. Ouch!

But “bee” glad you’re not the poor male drone bee. When he mates with the Queen Bee, his genitals are ripped off after orgasm, leaving him to die within hours. Or how about the male red-back spider? After copulating with a female red-back spider, he selflessly somersaults into her mouth to become her post-coital meal. Those males make the ultimate sacrifice for their offspring!

Lest you think all animal sex facts are painful, let’s switch gears to the humorous. In a creative attempt to encourage panda mating in captivity, Chinese zookeepers got film of other pandas having sex and played this panda porn for their panda bears. Did this aphrodisiac work? Yes! However, it’s unknown whether their increased passion was from the visual or auditory cues.

This final animal sex fact about the male anglerfish is perfectly ghastly in the spirit of Halloween. The male anglerfish is tiny compared to his female counterpart, and reproduces by attaching his teeth to the female’s side. Over time, his face becomes absorbed into the female’s body, until he eventually becomes just a reproductive appendage. Talk about attachment issues!

So this Halloween, consider the animal kingdom as a source of inspiration. If you’re taking a classic animal costume and imbuing it with sexy vibes, read up on the sexual predilections of your chosen animal. Then add an air of credibility to your choice to sexualize the animal, by including an unexpected detail (such as a hacksaw for a Queen Bee!). Impress your friends, because whether sexy or scary, animals really know how to get it on.

(Published in the October, 2012, issue of Pacific San Diego Magazine.)

~Dr. Jenn Gunsaullus, San Diego, CA -- Sociologist, Sex Therapist, Sexologist, Sexuality Speaker

Safer Sex & Baby Boomer Women - A Sex Researcher Speaks, #142

In this episode, Dr. Jenn interviews Rose Hartzell, PhD, a sex therapist, about the sexual risks faced by baby boomer women. Many older women don't know they are at risk!

SEXUAL FUN FACT
What does the male red-back spider do after it has sex with a female red-back spider?

SPECIAL DEN SEX-TION
Female erotic plasticity -- What's THAT mean?!

~Dr. Jenn Gunsaullus, San Diego, CA -- Sex Therapy, Marriage Counseling, and College Sexual Health Speaker

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Kink for Women – What are Women in BDSM Doing? #141

Jennifer Rehor talks with Dr. Jenn to share her research into women, kink, & BDSM. She dispels some myths and offers ground-breaking findings!

Sexual Fun Fact
What happens to a male anglerfish after it mates? (It will blow your mind :)

Special Den Sex-tion
Ithyphallophobia - What's THAT word?

~Dr. Jenn Gunsaullus -- San Diego Sex Therapy, Marriage Counseling, College Sexual Health Speaker

Sex on the Porch: Secrets of Older Women & Sexuality

Kat Forsythe, author of Sexperienced, talks with Dr. Jenn about the concerns older women may have around sexuality. She shares insights from her "Sex on the Porch" workshops.

SPECIAL GUEST
Katherine Anne Forsythe, Sex Educator & Coach

SEXUAL FUN FACT
Do non-human animals have a similar decline in sexual functioning as many humans?

Flamingo Sex at San Diego Zoo

I don't have a lot of value to write here - I just really wanted to post this photo of flamingos getting it on. I've learned quite a bit in the past few months watching the flamingoes at the San Diego Zoo move through their mating season, building nests, laying eggs, and raising their adorable little grey fuzzballs. I'm often surprised by how entertaining many species of birds are at the zoo!